As we all know by now, President Trump wants to build a 90,000-square-foot ballroom to replace the former East Wing of the White House, now in ruins. After all, shouldn’t the White House have a lavish party space to entertain foreign dignitaries and other bigwigs? As part of his compensation, you’ve given him free use of a really nice house for four years. Your house needs a ballroom and it won’t cost you a dime. “My rich friends have not kicked in enough, so I need you to pay half of the cost of the ballroom.”