The latest instalment in the ongoing excoriation of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the revelation in the Mail on Sunday that the former Prince may, when he dies, receive a royal funeral. Under these circumstances, the question arises as to why this man should be afforded the honour of a royal funeral. Nor a televised funeral service, like his father got. Oscar Wilde’s Reading Gaol murderer had a chaplain in attendance at his hanging, who read the burial service. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, for, as I say, a funeral service acknowledges that we’re all flawed, all sinners.