I’m rather swept up by this vibe coding thing, Ed confides to his diary. The fastest-growing tech startup in history – reaching $100 million annual recurring revenues in eight months from startup – produces vibe coding tools which allow you to talk to a programme in everyday language and tell it what you want built. It seems to me that this is an enabler for every scamster on the planet to set up phony websites to extract peoples’ money. There’s only one thing for it, I grab the burner blower and phone Greaser. “Vibe coding,” I say“Lovely jubbly,” replies Greaser“Are your rascals up there into it?”