But what did those fans and critics really think of Alley Cats? Meanwhile, another reviewer (who I hear is exceptionally handsome) wrote that Alley Cats was ‘the televisual equivalent of a black hole of bad ideas’. I must remember to thank whoever wrote that…As I say, though, not everyone thought Alley Cats was complete bilge. What do critics think about Alley cats? @the_davidhicks shared that he thought Alley Cats was ‘wonderful,’ asking: ’ Why can’t all telly be this good?’