Kelly Clarkson bragged about her “perfect” boobs after almost giving her fans an eyeful of them. “They’re perfect, but I mean, they’re just not going anywhere.” 6 Kelly Clarkson joked about her “perfect” boobs during her show on Saturday in Las Vegas. Instagram/jpasc246 “They’re perfect,” she added of her breasts. “I don’t know if I’ve got that thing where people eat lettuce and s–t.