Cornell University, the New York Ivy League institution, has officially banned students from preparing wild game in communal kitchens after two students skinned and butchered an entire black bear in a shared dorm kitchen last year. Unfortunately, Cornell University did not agree and read the entire situation completely wrong. Mix in an Ivy League school and pretty much everyone is in agreement that they are the softest group of kids in America. These guys deserve a parade and that black bear belt should be in a school trophy case. Black bear pastrami is about as spirited as it gets, and Cornell fumbled the whole thing.