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RIP Beth: The Senate Sucks a Little Less Following Loss of Beloved Dirtbag
['Warren Squire']
Twitchy
The U.S. Senate sucks just a little bit less today following the loss of a long-time icon … at least on social media.
Senator Chuck Grassley (IA) announced the passing of his beloved Beth, a tireless and upright member of his household …AdvertisementU willl see Beth no more See black that’s from electrical sparks.
I will miss u pic.twitter.com/Zu5dAtDyvZ — Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) August 8, 2026Beth, a Hoover Concept Two Powerdrive vacuum cleaner manufactured in the 1980s, was a truly impressive machine.
— Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) August 8, 2026Why on Earth is Grassley telling the world about the death of his dearly departed dirtbag-haver?
Preliminary sketch from SpaceX rebuild pic.twitter.com/0SH6Makywb — RED, WHITE & BLUE ANGEL🇺🇸 (@IQUQWEQ) August 9, 2026BethX could clean President Trump's White House Ballroom.