— Trump has figured out a new grift to let his oil company donors profit from his drawing down the National Oil Reserve. That would mean that the oil Trump’s releasing would go for around $100 a barrel, paid by the oil companies. But what Trump’s doing is “loaning” our oil to the oil companies at no charge. — Is that a squirrel on Trump’s head? The media is having a field day with it, with headlines like: Trump’s Suddenly Thick Hair Raises Eyebrows and Wild three days of ‘wig’ transformations.