You should wake up every morning and thank God for the existence of men, because without men, not only would your existence be miserable, you would not exist. I kid, of course, mostly, but only to illustrate the absurdity of “trans women” in women’s sports, not the rest of those things above, which are true. Now that it won’t impact her life in any way, her loyalty to the Alphabet Mafia has her cheerleading men dominating women’s sports everywhere they’re allowed. Weirdly, and as if it were God’s way of highlighting this cosmic joke, there are no “trans men” dominating anywhere in boys’ sports. In fact, since I do enjoy watching the high level of competition in professional sports featuring “people who identify as men,” I might start watching women’s sports once men begin dominating it.