In case you missed my post from a couple of weeks ago, I’ve been experiencing “digestive distress” for nearly a month now. After nearly 10 days of bathroom nonsense, Susan called our doctor and requested a prescription for antibiotics that would kill the parasite. We chose online, and a nice doctor from Missouri said I would have to provide a stool sample before they could prescribe me anything. The length of time between when I ate lettuce from Taco Bell and the time I received this message was approximtely 26 days. You can’t just go handing out antibiotics to people who have had diarrhea for nearly a month with prices like that.