I have famously had thoughts about a whole lot of movies and TV shows, but I can honestly say that not one of them has occupied my mind quite as fully as One Night Only. In Will Gluck’s new rom-com, Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro star as two singles who meet during the one night a year that single people are allowed to have sex. Already: huh???!!!!??? Below, find absolutely every thought I had while watching this simply insane movie in an empty theater in North Hollywood at 8:35 a.m. on release day: