How do I maintain a level of cool with my cabin-ready carry-on without scaring the geriatrics on the poop deck? Indeed, suppose they find today’s over-aestheticised notions of “cool” downright banal? Swimwear will, naturally, be the cornerstone of your seafaring look. Seeing that they offer maximum longevity as we tiptoe towards autumn, it would be a shame if they weren’t part of your cruise wardrobe, wouldn’t it? Oh, and Disney+ has all seven seasons of The Golden Girls, by the way.