Remember when Polish jokes were all the rage? Despite being the butt of those jokes, Poland is now the last bastion of sanity on the continent, and will be the only European nation left standing after the caliphate turns London into West Pakistan. That's because Poland, having been overrun by the Nazis and the communists, knows the value of strong borders and stopping the invaders, and with deadly force, if necessary. And always remember my motto: learn from Poland, be like Poland." But as the rest of Europe falls to hordes of Islamic invaders, and Poland shows the way, who is laughing now?