UNIDENTIFIED PERSON #1: What summer activity did you tell yourself you were going to do this summer that you have not yet done? I said I was going to make so much ice cream, and I have a whole list of, like, summer-specific flavors. UNIDENTIFIED PERSON #4: I made it a goal because I'm a big nerd who likes books about old boats. And I've done everything, and now I'm just waiting for the summer to be over for it to be fall. KELLY: Cue the writing of to-do lists for back-to-school shopping, jumping into piles of raked leaves - oh, Ailsa, fall football.