Not to mention family in Germany giving me a Freiburg shirt, making them my German team. To this day, when people ask me which team I support, I pause sheepishly and say, “Millwall but…”. But he must never, ever, change his football allegiance, particularly for the heinous crime of glory-hunting, else he shall always be known as a plastic fan. It’s not just that going to matches with my father was our time, unbreached by family or his congregation. I understand that Luke feels this is too much for him.