CLARKTON, NC—Stressing the need to get a grip and think clearly for a second, local man Ryan Kruze, who had just accidentally shot someone, reportedly urged all the people around him on Friday to calm down. “It’s important that we all take a step back to collect ourselves. We don’t want to do something we might regret, like call the police. Fuck, Dave, for Christ’s sake, will you stop bleeding? At press time, sources confirmed Kruze’s attempt to get everyone to calm down had hit a roadblock after he accidentally shot several more people.