In Space News Network, you'll acquire news in two broad ways. What's my headline, Huge Hands Gasmask Man? Seems being a Space Journalist doesn't wholly exempt you from having to run the occasional bog-standard Space Errand. Fine, Huge Hands Gasmask Man, I'll go mine some asteroids for you. Can I actively defame Huge Hands Gasmask Man, and can I murder his lawyers with my mining laser when they show up demanding a retraction?