If it counts as an invention, CarJitsu was invented by a mathematics graduate student from Russia named Vik Mikheev. This all sounds a bit Idiocracy, to be sure, an impression that CarJitsu fight commentators can’t help but supplement. The beauty of CarJitsu is in its cockeyed, dumbass elegy to the automobile and the twilight of driving. As a sport, CarJitsu is such an undisguised bid to generate clicks and revenue that the fighters themselves come off almost unworldly and innocent. CarJitsu wants to give us back our ridiculous fury, but with more energy drink commercials and the promise of being a meme.