Perhaps if we had been better about checking the Slack, we would have known about the long-running Defector at Fogo de Chão bit. “You think you can just show up to Fogo de Chão on any random weeknight in August and get seated right away? I took a while to respond, because he failed to specify that he was Tom Ley from Defector, so how was I supposed to know? If you say no to any of it, the waiter will pout at you and go, “So you don’t want my meat? The absolute best moment was probably in the first week, when I got perhaps the greatest email ever written.