Sympathy for the PeasantsKing Lux drummed his ruby ring encrusted fingersOn the side of his golden throne. “Please help your loyal small business serfs toSurvive another harsh winter! The King raised his ruby ring encrusted finger to his lipsAnd quietened the bleating small business serf. The small business serfs wail and gnash at the King’s corporate gibberish. King Lux stands to his full height in his luxuriant gown of purple silkAnd pokes his ruby ring encrusted finger at the cowering wretches.