Although if this non-specific medieval era includes a magic wooden sex god, maybe there’s some lube knocking around as well. How does the wicker man feel about wooden furniture? This film does not look like it will do much to help our current era of heteropessimism. The wicker man and the fisherwoman go at it so hard they break the bed—then he says he’ll fix it for her. Increasing numbers of people are adopting artificial, servile lovers in the form of AI chatbots, and Mr Wicker is much the same in vibe.