Vice President JD Vance has compared himself to Jesus amidst a simmering food feud with a conservative columnist spurred by his fat-shaming burrito-consuming insult. “If you’ve ever met him in person," Vance said, "it’s quite obvious the man has never missed a burrito.” I think he’s been a little unfair to me over the last couple of weeks, and so I decided to hit back with a little spice," said Vance, a recent convert to Catholicism. "I will say that if you read the Gospel, you know, Jesus has remarkable humility." “And, you know, maybe in two years you’ll look back and say, ‘I wish I hadn’t said that,’" Vance said.