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We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
['The Onion Staff']
The Onion
Yet despite my best efforts—and considerable hunger—we seem to have reached an impasse over what $24.99 worth of shrimp looks like.
When I ordered the Captain’s Bounty several minutes ago, I did so in good faith, expecting the quantity of shrimp to reflect the listed price.
You replied that this was how many you get in the Captain’s Bounty.
I insisted that it looked more like $19.99 worth of shrimp, and you told me they’re more filling than they look.
Just look at this so-called Captain’s Bounty!