Neil MacLeod had tried to buy Stella Artois from the Tesco Express store in St Matthew’s Street on May 11. MacLeod argued with staff, leading to an altercation with a security guard, who he punched in the face. Brought before the court, MacLeod, 56, admitted theft and assault. I’ve done some right crazy things before but hitting a security guard is not one of them”. At his hearing, the presiding magistrate told MacLeod: “You’ve got to get your life in order.