The yard sign, that barometer of popular sentiment amongst young hipsters and aging hippies alike, has started to fall behind the times in terms of messaging. Most assert in defiant fashion that:AdvertisementLOVE IS LOVE (Translation: Homo is good.) BLACK LIVES MATTER (Translation: White lives don’t.) It is time for a yard sign makeover, so here is my recommendation:AdvertisementFROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA (Translation: Kill the Jews.) AdvertisementGENDER IS FLUID (Translation: Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.