My name is Joseph Kelly, husband of FTB’s own Bébé Mélange at Life’s a Gas. I did a couple of guest posts over there long ago. Recently I had gotten a few ideas for posts that may amuse you all so after all this time I decided to start this blog. Now you can know who comes up with all of GAS’s best ideas! I plan to do more posts about horror movies, etymology, weird old websites no one remembers, gardening, and vampires.