Pope Activates Ice Powers, Builds Ice Palace While Singing In Sparkly Blue DressabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 4, 2025 | The Babylon BeePosted on by E. Pluribus UnumVATICAN CITY — In a stunning scene this morning, Pope Leo activated his long-dormant ice powers and built a magical ice palace while belting out showtunes. Onlookers gaped in awe as the Pope raised a magical ice palace from his fingertips, then ascended a set of ice stairs. At publishing time, the Pope had reportedly shut himself inside his ice palace, stating, "the cold never bothered me anyway." To: E. Pluribus UnumWell, if he would undo “Traditionis Custodies” by singing “Let It Go”, I might tolerate the Ice Palace. Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management.