His resignation comes after the university announced he was to face a new investigation into his qualifications and career. A classic of the ‘you can’t fire me, I quit’ genre…Arday’s statement is a 600-word classic of the ‘whiny, self-pitying’ genre. He bemoans how:The years since my appointment have also been marked by an unrelenting level of public scrutiny and personal attack. It is simply the decision of someone who has reached the limits of what any person should reasonably be expected to endure. Porterhouse True is not done yet however: he ends his statement by writing, tantalisingly, that ‘This is not the end of my work.