When we last checked in with LIV Golf, the breakaway golf league nobody ever watched or cared about, it was ready to be flushed from our lives once and for all. But to hear LIV CEO Scott O’Neil tell it, the tour has lined up the investment it needs to stride confidently into the future. None of them actually cared about LIV Golf beyond its ability to act as a conduit between them and the billions of dollars piled up in the Saudi Public Investment Fund. And then there are the concrete plans for the new iteration of LIV, which O'Neil outlined on Wednesday. Add in the fact that not a single person ever willingly watched a LIV Golf event even when it had money and star power behind it, and you've got yourself a recipe for the world's saddest golf tour.