George Zivkovic of Northmead reckons “talk of the NRL having to move the 2028 NRL Grand Final because of Pope Leo’s visit to Sydney on the October long weekend ignores the possibility of including the pontiff in the bunker for a truly impartial perspective.” Before we submerge this debate, here’s Col Burns of Lugarno: “Our national underwater hockey team (C8) deserves a catchy, alliterative name that irreverently embodies both reaching the top of one’s game and having a reputation for aquatic invincibility. Had the questions not seemingly been directly scraped from recent C8 items, I would’ve otherwise been clueless about meatball recipes and underwater team names.” I was accepted with a smile, but my colleague was rejected because his hair was too long. He had to drive from Ceuta back to a village twenty kilometres away for a haircut.