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Travelodge rewards lucky couple with 2am threesome opportunity
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The Daily MashThe Daily Mash
A COUPLE are being unaccountably ungrateful to a Travelodge which, at no extra cost, provided them with the opportunity for a spontaneous 2am threesome.
Susan Traherne and Wayne Hayes, both in their 50s, were presented with a shirtless stranger ready to go in their room at 2am but instead of allowing freshness and excitement into their moribund love lives attempted to alert managers.
A Travelodge spokesman said: “Fortunately they were thwarted because there was no manager on site overnight.
Why, after their initial surprise, did they not beckon the shirtless, aggressive stranger over to their bed seductively while removing their pyjamas?
Traherne said: “We would have only we had to be up early for the garden retail expo the next day.