With the NFL season creeping closer, it's time for Defector's annual "Why Your Team Sucks" series to ramp up. The Kansas City Chiefs posted their first losing season in over a decade, so they're much earlier on the slate than usual. Drew Magary crafted the Chiefs' "Why Your Team Sucks" edition and, as mentioned, he didn't go easy on them. That’s why the 2025 Chiefs went 1-5 in their own division," Magary wrote. The coaching staff is three levels beyond washed," Magary wrote.