Because he is a Yankees shortstop, Lombard will not need to produce like a superstar to be considered one. Lombard made his debut Tuesday night, at home, in the second game of a series against the St. Louis Cardinals. They rerouted to the Bronx and were seated in the stands Tuesday night, radiating pride and looking endearingly anxious, damn them. This wholesome damned family made me forget for entire consecutive minutes that the Yankees are vile scum from hell. To get back into the proper state of mind, I will now go and ask Barry for a food opinion.