Thanks to the intrepid work of Senator Dr Rand Paul, we have now been able to read the secret diary of Dr Anthony Fauci (aged 85 ¾). Mole at least had the excuse of being an awkward teenager, but what excuse can the gerontocrat Fauci offer? While Fauci’s exaggeration about the gravity of the virus was wreaking havoc on the US economy, Fauci wrote in his diary on February 27, 2020: ‘Stock Market crashing! And indeed, it was all amazing for Dr Fauci being fawned on by celebrities. It’s Dr Fauci; he is here.’