ATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy suburban road. “Adrenochrome! “Our dad set up the stand and then our mom helped us put the needle into the adrenal gland, but we oxidized it all by ourselves. Plus, nothing is better than a nice, cold elixir of youth on a hot summer day. Passersby confirmed Rowan was later seen hurrying inside to grab his basketball after the adrenochrome stand had earned enough bitcoin to purchase the Chase Center