This footage is the ultimate proof that our phones haven’t just hijacked our attention spans; they’ve completely evicted us from reality. It’s both hilarious and slightly terrifying how we’ve collectively agreed that whatever is happening behind that glowing glass rectangle is infinitely superior to actual existence. The person in this clip is locked into his screen like the latest celebrity breakup decodes the secrets of the universe, completely oblivious to the tangible world unfolding just inches away…literally inches. This buck is very much curious about the man….or maybe the buck is also curious about what is on the man’s screen. At this rate, the apocalypse won’t happen with a bang or a whimper—it’ll happen while we’re all double-tapping a meme about how tired we are, totally missing the giant meteor because the Wi-Fi in the bunker is surprisingly fast.