Maaaaaybe, because Abdul (as well as, next week, Francesca Hong in the WI gov race) might have just won. (Paul Waldman at Public Notice)The Normie Democratic Revolt! The button below will take any amount of your choosing, one-time or monthly, at Paypal, or we have a Patreon too. (Jeff Tiedrich)This nursing home “voter fraud” case the Trump administration is waving around is shameful, and my god that poor woman. Here’s our Bookshop affiliate link, when you buy books, Wonkette gets 10 percent.