Get ready to learn Daytona, baseball fans, because right around the time when pitchers and catchers are supposed to be reporting for spring training, the 2027 NASCAR Cup Series season is due to begin with the "Great American Race". The lack of a salary cap doesn't help, nor does the ability to defer so much money until like 2050 or something. What would a Dodgers-fleece-style NASCAR trade look like? Pick a random mid-pack O'Reilly Auto Parts Series, Craftsman Truck Series, and ARCA Menards Series driver, and that's basically what the Dodgers pulled off. Oh, and NASCAR also wins because they don't have to deal with this sort of complete and utter ridiculousness.