“I hope I’m long gone before that day comes — before we get that explanation,” Kruk responded. Then just put it in with me when they set me on fire, baby.” That quote would have been enough to earn this post, but Kruk had more in the tank. “I’ve got a funny story about an urn I’ll have to tell you when we’re not on the air,” Kruk teased McCarthy. – John Kruk on his potential funereal plans 🔥 pic.twitter.com/7LOUn3M1Qd — Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) August 5, 2026If we’re lucky, Kruk will share the urn story on air anyway.