We search the Internets far and wide for all manner of snarky writing related to Kansas City. From the glory days of the forgotten Gawker empire that was ruined by Peter Thiel before his Palantir anti-Christ days . Your only notable wideouts on hand are career criminal Rashee Rice, along with first-round bust Xavier Worthy, who will never happen. If you want to believe that Tyquan Thornton can make up for all of that, you go right ahead. You probably also believe that the earth is only 2,000 years old, so I think you’re fully capable of making that stretch.