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It’s Cute How Grandma Doesn’t Even Know How to Blood Tithe to the Data Lord
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McSweeney’s
It’s Cute How Grandma Doesn’t Even Know How to Blood Tithe to the Data LordGrandma, it’s the first of the month.
Did you forget the blood tithe was due?
Yours is going into The Tower to cool the servers where the Data Lord’s eternal consciousness is stored.
I swear, I couldn’t find my way to the grocery store without the Data Lord’s voice in my head, telling me where to go.
The Data Lord’s drone army will be here to collect the tithe in a minute.