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Robin Hood, Prince of Compulsive and Pointless Theft
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McSweeney’s
“Robin,” whispered Little John, clinging to the rope, “there are jewels right there.”
Robin Hood, meanwhile, emerged triumphantly carrying a single monogrammed bathrobe.
“Observe,” Robin whispered.
The authorities are not technically hunting Robin Hood, though several pubs, inns, and dentists’ offices have circulated sketches of him.
Because despite everything, Robin Hood had stolen their hearts too.