Don’t know, but if you bought some extra stock in box wine companies today anticipating a surge in sales, we wouldn’t think that was crazy. [New York Times / New York Times / CNN]Donald Trump’s little pomeranian ass-sniffer Todd Blanche promised on a call with a bunch of Christian Nazi types last week to make abortion illegal in every state. [New York Times]Gaudy trashy Dear Leader is very upset that he doesn’t get to keep the baubles people give him. [TPM]Secretary Brain Felch says he will “literally eat anything” and that he does not have a gag reflex. Hey, maybe that’s why his voice sounds like that, because his body is failing to gag on literally anything right now.