Think all the way back to last Friday, when Tipple McDrinkypoo filed a motion to dismiss the vandalism charge against David Hearn. In fact, McDrinkypoo’s office had gotten a look at records and documents from the Department of the Interior, which oversees the pool and its maintenance. But then Pirro had to crawl to the judge to admit that her big criminal case had run headlong into reality. Normal humans who have a sense of shame would know enough to know the game is up. There was no vandalism at the Reflecting Pool.