It was the best of times, it was the squirts of times . And actually, this thing is getting serious as it killed two people in Michigan. Here's the latest update that has people swearing-off lettuce . Take a look:"An outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite has appeared to wind down in some parts of the country, a recent data report shows more than 1,000 current cases in the state of Missouri." Fox4: More than 1,000 cases of cyclosporiasis reported in MissouriDeveloping .