Greetings from Texasby Myles Lowenberg | September 22, 2025America, the first postcolonial nation, is made of squares. Texas, being unique, has—what do you know—cultural anxieties about this whole endless socioeconomic expansion thing. The documentary was about Dallas Cowboys football team, the most-highly valued sports franchise in the world, and how Dallas was once known for JFK getting shot there (bad referent) but is now known for its football team (good). The Football Cowboys are really bad now, so maybe we’ll have to transition into like, AI, or something. [1] A NOTE ON THE ONTOLOGY OF ‘BUCEES’: Bucees is a Walmart-sized (i.e., massive) petrol station mostly found in Texas.