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Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
['The Onion Staff']
The Onion
WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound tabby cat named “Daddy Cinnamon.”
“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.
“I’m a big, big cat, and I need a tasty treat.
Daddy Cinnamon wants all the kibble.
According to reports, the president’s remarks ended abruptly when he began chasing a laser pointer around the press briefing room.