Here are the items you’re going to have to get back. You’ll make him bring it round so you don’t have an uncontrollable urge to clean and disinfect the bathroom. Also if you leave it some future bloke might splash it on while feeling smugly pleased about getting a shag. UnderwearYou’re having paranoid thoughts about your ex getting up to sordid antics with your underwear. She’s just texted to say she no longer needs them now she’s not going out with a wanker.