Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The WorldBabylon Bee ^ | 08/03/2026 | Babylon BeePosted on by DFGMADRID — The Spanish government proudly announced that after a recent demographic change, the city of Ceuta is now the fastest-growing city on the planet. Spain stated that Ceuta has become something of an overnight sensation, with tens of thousands moving into the city over the course of mere hours. by 5 posted onby FlingWingFlyer (Gen Zers are the same mental midgets who ate Tide pods as toddlers.) by 6 posted onby MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". by 7 posted onby EvilCapitalist (I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.)