Yes, yes, step right up, folks. Here today to take on the never-ending “Can it run Doom?” Yes, yes, right up onto the stage here, Microsoft Paint. And now… yes, yes, a drum roll, perfect… and now, Microsoft Paint, can you run Doom? Its creator, Microsoft Azure CTO Mark Russinovich, has taken a pretty clever approach to getting Doom to appear in your long-neglected raster paint application.